Travelling is always a difficult task. A task that is only made worse by long lines and awkward random checks. These airport pat-downs will make you feel much better about your own experiences.
Too Much Is he allowed to touch that?
Dangerous This old woman on a wheelchair looks very dangerous!
Just a Peek Just checking to see if everything is in order.
Keep Going Yes, that’s good.Job
It’s all a part of the job ma’am.
Yes ma’am, you may go ahead.
Checking Everywhere Just making sure.
Umm… How big are they? You’re not lying are you?
Suspicious That outfit looks very suspicious.
Stretch Your Arms Lets see if can get her to do a handstand.
We can see why.
I’ll Help Nothing to see here.
Eye Contact We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
Best Job Ever There are two more women already half naked in line.
Awkward That leg looks fake sir, we need you to step out of the line.