Growing up, we all had a book that we loved that seemed just a little too weird once we got a little bit older. Maybe it was because our younger brother or sister were reading the book, or maybe it’s because our own kids started reading it and we noticed an odd story twist. The twist might have been in an illustration, or a particular page that just made you do a double take and make sure you saw or read what you thought you read or saw. Today, we bring you the best of the best of those kid children’s books that should have never been published
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Dick Is The Dog. Just So We’re Clear
So many double entendres in this particular picture. We’re just thanking the powers that be that you can clearly see the little boy is holding the hot dog and it’s at knee level.
Thank God The Kid Isn’t The One Grimacing
Yes, the fact that the kid is getting a bit close to the bum is troubling. The fact that the pig is grimacing is even more troubling. But picture this, what if the kid had the pig’s expression on her face? The picture becomes one that is quite a bit more disturbing than it already is.
The Young Adult Book For BDSM Enthusiasts
Yes, we know the kind of bondage they are talking about. That doesn’t mean the author of the book should have completely ignored the connotations that such a title would have.
And Then, The Police Were Called
The only thing creepier about the bear watching a little girl in the bathtub is where the bear has rested his hand while he watches the girl take a bath. This might be the creepiest picture in a kid’s book in the history of creepy pictures.
The Titular Character In Front Or Behind The Policeman?
The best part of stories like this is just how completely and totally lacking in self-awareness the authors were in a certain era. There’s simply no way a book like this would be written in 2015.
It Was Candy Right? Or Cake or Something?
The only way this particular turn in the story gets awkward is if you have a pretty perverted mind. Everyone who read this thought the same exact thing though, didn’t they? Let’s hope the kids the story is aimed at didn’t make the connection.
Who Knew Turtles Lived Like Rock Stars?
Turtles sleep, that is rather obvious. What is a bit surprising is the way turtles sleep. We both want to and don’t want to sleep like this.
Look, we get this message is one that can be embraced in a number of cultures. Still, we’re not sure we needed an actual picture of a horse’s behind to explain where the poop comes from. Also, fruit doesn’t poop.
Source : https://www.lolwot.com/20-childrens-books-which-should-have-never-been-published/