The following list was composed to help prepare the unassuming individual for an alien invasion. For how many centuries has humanity pondered the stars, wondering if we were alone in the universe? Well, as it turns out, aliens have already visited earth, and they are already walking among us. They have been trying to blend in, but so far they have not mastered the necessary reconstructive surgeries. What’s more, they often misinterpret humans’ ideals of beauty, often skewing what was already picturesque. Read on to familiarize yourself with this new species, so when you meet one in the street you won’t be altogether dumbfounded or fooled.
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They just can’t help but grab you’re attention; you can’t help but stare at them, unsure whether to be attracted or repulsed. When you sleep later that night, you’ll have nightmares of those lips coming for you, seeking you out to gobble you up.
They may surprise you when you’re walking down the street. You’ll maybe wonder if they’re auditioning for a role on The Walking Dead.
Boys and Their Barbie Dolls
Pinocchio, the wooden puppet, dreamed of being a real boy, and in the story he got his wish. This boy dreamed of being plastic, and also got his wish. Hooray! We can only wonder if he drives around in a plastic car, too.
The Subtle, Hungry Lips
Some of these shape-shifters are more subtle. They might fool you from a distance, so be on your guard before you are falsely charmed. You may be drawn into a kiss before you realize the enormous size of such lips, and only too late will you understand that you are about to be eaten.
Male Kardashian Wests
When men start coveting Kim Kardashian West’s lips for their own appearance, it certainly is a dark day in history.
Witches With Cherry Lipstick
Others are not so subtle. You can spot this subspecies from afar. But don’t stop and stare, don’t get lulled by the oddity. Just turn around and run.
You’ll likely come across many species that appear to be wax figurines. And then they’ll move, realizing that they are alive.
Mad Max Cast Member
Some of these species borrow their looks straight from horror or sci-fi movies. This example likely plans on auditioning for the upcoming film Mad Max: Fury Road.
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